Goin' back to Dallas
Take my razor and my gun
Goin' back to Dallas
Man, take my razor and my gun, oh yeah
Lots of people lookin' for trouble
Man, sure gonna give 'em in some
I believe old Dallas
Man, is the meanest town I know
I believe that Dallas
Man, is the meanest town I know
Because you're not safe in Dallas
I don't care where you go
You know that I'm evil
Just wanna have some fun
There's so much shit in Texas
I'm bound to step in some
Goin' back to Dallas
Take my razor and my gun
If there are people lookin' for trouble
Sure gonna give 'em some
I load up my revolver
Sharpen up my knife
Some redneck messin' with me man
I'm bound to have his life
Down to Dallas
Take my razor and my gun
Man, people there lookin' for trouble
Sure gonna give 'em some